.....and bad news for you liberals I might live forever. To look at me and my beer gut you would never believe that I am in near perfect health. My blood work as well as all other numbers came back in the good range. Now I need to decide whether to dance on your graves or pee on them. If you have a preference let me know.
Best part is while my BMI is high 5'9" 225 and I eat Bar B Que twice a week my wife is 5'1" 105 exercises twice a day all my numbers are better than hers.
I contribute my good health to bacon, greasy foods and being one with the universe.