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 Post subject: Dear Abby?
PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:23 pm 
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Dear Abby,

I am a resident of Atlanta. My parents live in a suburb of Miami. They have recently been arrested for selling crack cocaine to a kindergarten class and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are both prostitutes in Miami. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Texas for murder. The other is currently in jail in Alabama on charges of incest.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Atlanta and indeed is still a part-time "working girl." We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiance utilizing her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin up in Ohio who is a strong John Boehner supporter?

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 Post subject: Re: Dear Abby?
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Ouch.

A bit over the top, I think (of humor sake).

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 Post subject: Re: Dear Abby?
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