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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 1:48 am 
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Chelsea Sperry of Fairbanks, Alaska tried to buy stuff from the Castle Megastore adult novelty store with a counterfeit $100 bill. The store called the cops. She left the store but the police caught up with her. She set a record for retained objects inside her, which cops discovered upon arrival at the jail.

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When a check revealed that Sperry was driving with a suspended license, she was arrested and transported to the Fairbanks Correctional Center.

At the jail, a corrections officer observed Sperry “making furtive movements toward her vagina,” according to a criminal complaint. Sperry was then “put through a body scan,” which revealed that she “had items concealed in her vagina or anus.”

A female corrections officer subsequently “removed a wad of cash and drugs from inside” Sperry. The haul included six $100 bills, three $50 bills, and seven $20 bills, all of which were counterfeit. The $890 in funny money, however, was supplemented by a genuine $10 bill that “was discovered in Sperry’s anus.”

Sperry’s vagina, investigators noted, also held two baggies of methamphetamine, a baggie containing seven morphine sulfate pills, and two baggies containing a “brown tarry substance” that tested positive for heroin. The corrections officer also recovered a “clear plastic baggie” containing 40 smaller baggies that were similar in size to the ones containing the meth and heroin. The smaller baggies, the complaint notes, are “commonly used for the distribution of smaller amounts of heroin and methamphetamine.”

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 2:28 am 
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how big is this vagina....to get all this in there she had to practice. :?
surprized she didnt have a gun in there.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 2:59 am 
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surprized she didnt have a gun in there.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 10:11 pm 
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how big is this vagina....to get all this in there she had to practice. :?
surprized she didnt have a gun in there.


Well ER staff have found live ammo in patients before...

http://www.oddee.com/item_98446.aspx

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 11:00 pm 
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how big is this vagina....to get all this in there she had to practice. :?
surprized she didnt have a gun in there.

It's big enough that a baby can come out of one.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 11:40 pm 
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It's big enough that a baby can come out of one.

yes true, it also took nine months of growing this human in there for the space to open
up and fit the nine month ordeal.
if i were just shoving the newborn back in there it would be a tight to impossible squeeze.

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