Lindsey Graham went down to Georgia...

[gounion]

...'cause he was looking for some votes to steal. He was in a bind 'cause Trump was way behind, and he was willing to make a deal!

[bradman]

...'cause he was looking for some votes to steal. He was in a bind 'cause Trump was way behind, and he was willing to make a deal!

Next verse?

[gounion]

Next verse?

Hmmm... There's a lot of possibilities. I may - not likely - try to play with it. But I'm sure that one line would be "the Trumpers get your soul!"

And it won't be great fitting in and rhyming "Raffensperger".

BTW, full disclosure - I stole this, found it elsewhere.

[Motor City]

He was willing to bet his soul on hair dyed of gold cause he thinks hes better than you

[gounion]

He was willing to bet his soul on hair dyed of gold cause he thinks hes better than you

[Number6]

Lindsey Graham called down to Georgia, he was lookin' for votes to steal
He was in a bind 'cause Trump was behind
And he was willin' to make a deal

When he came across Raffensperger sayin' Biden had won
And Graham jumped up and grabbed his phone
And said, "boy, let me tell you what"

"I guess you didn't know it but there are votes to void
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
Now you do a pretty good voting job
But give the devil his due
I'll bet my smelling salts against your job
'Cause I think I'm better than you"

Apologies to Charlie Daniels.

The boy said, "my name's Bradford and it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret
'Cause "I'm never givin' in"

Bradford, stand your ground and save your soul
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia, and Lindsey Graham wants to steal
And if you win, you'll get tons and tons of threats
But if you lose, Trump gets your soul

Lindsey opened up his phone and he said, "I'll start this show"
And he said "Throw a bunch of votes out and make sure they're Black"
And he said it was for Trump
And his phone made a evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

When the Graham finished, Bradford said, "well, you're pretty good, ol' son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done"

"Fire on the Mountain" run boys, run
The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
Chicken in a bread pan pickin' out dough
Granny, does your dog bite? No, child, no

Lindsey Graham bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that phone back on his desk and wept
Bradford said, "Lindsey, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
I done told you once you son of a bitch, I'm not Trump's Bitch"

He played "Fire on the Mountain" run boys, run
The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
The chicken in a bread pan pickin' out dough
Granny, will your dog bite? No child, no

[gounion]

Lindsey Graham called down to Georgia, he was lookin' for votes to steal
He was in a bind 'cause Trump was behind
And he was willin' to make a deal

When he came across Raffensperger sayin' Biden had won
And Graham jumped up and grabbed his phone
And said, "boy, let me tell you what"

"I guess you didn't know it but there are votes to void
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
Now you do a pretty good voting job
But give the devil his due
I'll bet my smelling salts against your job
'Cause I think I'm better than you"

Apologies to Charlie Daniels.

The boy said, "my name's Bradford and it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret
'Cause "I'm never givin' in"

Bradford, stand your ground and save your soul
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia, and Lindsey Graham wants to steal
And if you win, you'll get tons and tons of threats
But if you lose, Trump gets your soul

Lindsey opened up his phone and he said, "I'll start this show"
And he said "Throw a bunch of votes out and make sure they're Black"
And he said it was for Trump
And his phone made a evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

When the Graham finished, Bradford said, "well, you're pretty good, ol' son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done"

"Fire on the Mountain" run boys, run
The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
Chicken in a bread pan pickin' out dough
Granny, does your dog bite? No, child, no

Lindsey Graham bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that phone back on his desk and wept
Bradford said, "Lindsey, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
I done told you once you son of a bitch, I'm not Trump's Bitch"

He played "Fire on the Mountain" run boys, run
The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
The chicken in a bread pan pickin' out dough
Granny, will your dog bite? No child, no

And I repeat...