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Thanks to the fine folks at Cheap Flights, we now have a handy little guide to ordering beer in 20 different countries;

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"Liberalism demonstrated at its very finest."

If in France, don't order Fischer. It's worse than skunk piss.

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E pluribus unum
In God We Trust

In L.A. the same thing works as in Spain, though if you call it thair-veh-tha they'll think you learned Spanish in Madrid. Sair-beh-sa works better. L.A. Spanish doesn't lisp like Castilliano, and there's a certain amount of variation around the "b" and "v" sounds.

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"Words are the new bullets, satellites the new artillery"
--"Winning CNN Wars," Army War College

"One bomb was shown on TV, and the American people bought that war. War is show business."
--"Wag the Dog"

Thanks for the tip.

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"Liberalism demonstrated at its very finest."

I've ordered beer in at least 20 countries. I mime drinking a beer and then mime bloat then burp, I gotten a beer every time.

Roast Beef is more challenging.

Used to be that roast beef was one of those Spanglish things and if you said it as something like "rosbif," with a Spanish style r and a long o, you got the roasted flesh of the cow.

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"Words are the new bullets, satellites the new artillery"
--"Winning CNN Wars," Army War College

"One bomb was shown on TV, and the American people bought that war. War is show business."
--"Wag the Dog"

And what is it about those Germans, they'll just up and ask you if you want to eat flesh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9Aj7W3g1qo
Monty Python on American Beer a 16 second clip.

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"Fuck your God....Fuck your Phony Bullshit God Glen, he aint real" Marindem posted 3/17/18 on a thread that was anti hate speech.
viewtopic.php?f=2&t=22530&start=50#p398844

Dunno what you did, glen, but your link is to another clip altogether. Here's the one you meant.

I've found that "beer" works just fine, although in Ireland, you can say "Guinness" or "Harp" with the desired result.There are few barkeeps you don't understand "beer."

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Nature abhors a moron - HL Mencken
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail - Kinky Friedman
(American country singer and always my favorite candidate for Governor of Texas)

And of course in Italy you can get the beer right out of the vending machine.

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"Liberalism demonstrated at its very finest."

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Nature abhors a moron - HL Mencken
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail - Kinky Friedman
(American country singer and always my favorite candidate for Governor of Texas)

"Una birra, per favore", now I have memorized it as I'm going to Italy next month.

Cool! Had a great time in Italy.

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"Liberalism demonstrated at its very finest."