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What the hell is it with Waffle House these days? Employees fixing their hair in the kitchen, and now a woman getting undressed and going on a rampage...

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"Liberalism demonstrated at its very finest."

I suppose Waffles would be no better than Shoes or Candy as a building material for making Houses.

That Jennifer Nicholson, she sounds like she might be related to Jack. That part about scratching an officer. That and fighting with the police, and the other woman's broken nose.

They have just got to stop putting flakka in the maple syrup.

The joke when I lived in Gainesville was that every exit off I-75 had one. My limited experience (not scientific sampling) seemed to verify this.

Look, where else on Earth can you get your hash browns scattered, smothered, chunked, covered, spunked, slapped, and shizzled? (OK, I made up the last 3.)

They are open 24 hours in many locations. Great for when you're done cow tipping and need some breakfast meat at 3 AM.

Like all things in this world, there's a niche they serve.

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Malaclypse the Younger

LOL.

No, I think that's a pretty legit characterization of the cooking process.

Except, I think you forgot "slathered."

When my niece was a kid, 25 years ago or so, her parents bought a Morgan horse and got her involved in the Morgan horse show circuit. Mostly as a strategy to keep her out of the mall. The horsey set has a full range of characters, from struggling barn owners just scraping by, to the mega-wealthy. So one of the most wealthy people I ever met was this 80 year old guy who owned over 40 Waffle House locations all over the SE United States. I heard dozens of stories about goings on at the Waffle House...I guess you never know what you might see going on at a Waffle House at 3 AM. Several naked customer stories...but no violent naked people that I can remember.

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Yeah, I'd sort of expect that being both violent and naked in a public setting is a relatively rare occurrence.

Its to their credit that they should in the middle of the rampage, take time for a proper breakfast.

I don’t think Waffle House has a drive up lane. Could that be the issue?

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The vessel with the pestle, has the pill with the poison:
the flagon with the dragon, has the brew that is true!

I’m just here for the Rapture of it all.

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle.
The chalice with the palace has the brew that is true.

Unfortunately, as Danny Kaye armored up, some yutz broke the chalice with the palace.

After this:

The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon
The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.

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A Waffle House with a drive up lane, now that would be more than likely to create a sticky issue.

I once drove past a car which had just rear ended the car in front of it at a stop light in adjacent lane. The driver of the car which hadn't stopped soon enough was apparently having difficulty seeing over the dash and through the windshield. The dash had a big bowl resting upon it blocking the view, and the windshield appeared to be coated on the inside with Cheerios and milk. The driver was wearing some of it too.

Waffle House.

Get your blood sugar and cholesterol sky-high in one easy stop.

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bird's theorem-"we the people" are stupid.

"No one is so foolish as to choose war over peace. In peace sons bury their fathers, in war fathers bury their sons." - Herodotus

The new motto of the USA: Unum de multis. Out of one, many.

No Waffle House here. Thank God.

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E pluribus unum
In God We Trust

Is this the precursor to a woman running naked through the streets of London with a sausage in her butt? I'm not interested in this becoming 'a thing'

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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
- Mark Twain

Nah. That would be an Alabama thing.

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E pluribus unum
In God We Trust