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I've started a new sideline and for a limited time exclusively to RFL members buy one get one free
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Glennfs wrote: Wed Jan 05, 2022 6:56 pm https://www.cinemablend.com/streaming-n ... e-business

I've started a new sideline and for a limited time exclusively to RFL members buy one get one free
Somehow I think that, while I'm sure you'll have plenty of supply, there may not be much demand. :D
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gounion wrote: Thu Jan 06, 2022 9:22 am Somehow I think that, while I'm sure you'll have plenty of supply, there may not be much demand. :D
I'm sure there are others out there with his fetish for "farts in a jar" where he could make money. :lol:
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Number6 wrote: Thu Jan 06, 2022 1:14 pm I'm sure there are others out there with his fetish for "farts in a jar" where he could make money. :lol:
I gotta back Glenn on this one, he's making fun of our culture - and the crazy thing is, this isn't The Onion, this is a true story:
Stephanie Matto, a former 90 Day Fiance contestant and adult content creator, has had a whirlwind few weeks.

After a heart attack scare (really, gas problems due to her fart-inducing diet) and the urging of doctors, she’s been forced to step back from her business of selling custom farts in jars. Undeterred, she’s pivoting to selling them as NFTs—digital art on the blockchain—instead.

Matto has been on the fart jar grind for a while, based on her social media posts. “I like to get things rolling with some beans, a protein muffin, sometimes a yogurt... some hard boiled eggs... While I wait for those farts to develop I like to read,” she said in a “day in the life” video on Instagram in November. At the time, she was selling fart jars (plus flower petals and a hand-written note) for $1,000, on sale for 50 percent off. She also thanks the 97 people who’d already bought fart jars at that point.

In a YouTube video posted last month, she claimed to have made $100,000 from her flatulence business. “I feel like I’m the Einstein of fart jars at this point,” she says.

Farting as a fetish has been around forever—everyone’s heard of James Joyce’s love of his wife Nora’s “big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks” from his 1909 love letter to her—and has only gained steam in recent years, with the rise of the content creator economy. Anything you can package or bottle and put in the mail is fair game for fetish performers, including the classic worn panties, but also pussy-scented face masks or, of course, gamer girl bath water.

Some fart porn creators fake their performances with sound effects, pre-recorded farts, or air-enemas, so they don’t have to eat endless hard boiled eggs to keep up with the demands of customers. Matto, apparently, was doing this the hard way, curating each gas-inducing meal to produce a custom bouquet for every customer and turning her body into a high-volume fart factory. That’s good customer service for sure, but it’s also a quick way to misery; as demand for the jars increased, she said on YouTube, it started getting harder to get those farts out the door, which is how she ended up in the hospital with chest pains.

“I could tell that something was not right that evening when I was lying in bed and I could feel a pressure in my stomach moving upward. It was quite hard to breathe, and every time I tried to breathe in, I’d feel a pinching sensation around my heart,” Matto told UK news outlet Jam Press. Nothing was wrong with her heart, doctors told her, but the high-bean and protein shake diet was to blame; they advised that she take a gas suppressant medication and lay off the boiled eggs, which she said “effectively ended my business.”
Yeah, it's true. No shit.

...so to speak.
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I wonder if there is a market for skid marks
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gounion wrote: Thu Jan 06, 2022 1:25 pm I gotta back Glenn on this one, he's making fun of our culture - and the crazy thing is, this isn't The Onion, this is a true story:



Yeah, it's true. No shit.

...so to speak.
At least she is honest I would have bought liquid ass and hired someone to spray it in the jar
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gounion wrote: Thu Jan 06, 2022 1:25 pm I gotta back Glenn on this one, he's making fun of our culture - and the crazy thing is, this isn't The Onion, this is a true story:



Yeah, it's true. No shit.

...so to speak.
I wonder if sh×t is extra
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Glennfs wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 3:04 pm I wonder if sh×t is extra
If it was Trump's, his fans would spend good money. After all, they've been buying his bullshit for years now.
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